Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.
Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.
"The tragedy of that poor boy’s life is not the realization that he’s not the grand prize he’s assumed, but that he’s not even second place."
sometimes i wish i had a hat that said had a list of like, non-negotiable things on it. FEMINISM, RACIAL EQUALITY, ECONOMIC/SOCIAL EQUALITY, LGBTQ RIGHTS. just so that right at the start of any relationship, everyone would know where i stood. NOT INTERESTED ANYMORE? excellent. nobody is wasting anybody else’s time.
i need feminism because when i saw a guy trying to touch my friends ass i told him not to touch her and he replied with “whats wrong with you”
Quick story time, at a concert with my friend a guy straight up came up to her, grabbed her ass…
why is it
"no boy will want you if you keep on with that feminist rubbish"
"no girl will want you if you keep on being a misogynistic piece of shit"
when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds
girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms
Girls share everything.
I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me
Oh wow these girls are brilliant.
Toccata and Fugue in D Minor | Johann Sebastian Bach.
I wonder how long it took to practice this shit